I think something needs to be said concerning bumper stickers. First, just because it's a sticker doesn't make it a bumper sticker. That little Apple sticker you got with your ipod? ...no.
Second, even if it is a bumper sticker, that does not necessarily mean that it should go on your car. Today I saw some ugly, old Mustang GT that had a hideous assortment of bumper and non-bumper stickers attached to the rear window, bumper, and trunk door OF ALL THINGS! Some were unknown amateur sports teams, some were unknown and likely terrible bands, and there was even the dreaded Apple icon because I guess he just loves technology. I immediately felt the need to address this.
Well that's about it. I am spending my evening snacking and watching the oil spill, and trying to find workaholic friends to chat with on the work chat program. Even the west coasters have started to go home by now. I just have to keep faith in the Guamees like T. and the other late night watchstanders. I was very disappointed that Gideon wasn't even on tonight. C'mon, Seattle! You are normally good for a couple of hours! Luckily, Dolores was on and we talked for a while (Thank God for the central timezone!)...I don't remember what we talked about, but I know there was laughter. I do remember that she recommended I go for as long as I could with the same braid in my hair. Disgusting, Dolores.
I'm still working on names for the boyfriend. I like his real name so much that it's hard to pick a new one. And if it's not his real name, it's gotta be something good like Sex and the City's Mr. Big. Would it be plagiarism to steal that one? I'm feeling conflicted about this...I'll continue to mull this over.
bad bumper stickers on a car are like a man in cheap, ugly shoes. sad... and gross.
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